U – Umbrella Saga
Bablu: Daddy, do umbrellas ever get tired?
Dad: Tired? No, why would they? Bablu: Because you see, they always remain standing up.

M – Money Mystery
Ram: Daddy, do you have money?
Dad (suspicious): Yes… But why?
Ram: (serious tone) Can I have some from you?

Dad peeked over his newspaper, to check what Arjun (His son) was doing. Narrowing his eyes at the suspiciously quiet corner …

Dad returned home tired after the office and reached the dinner table after freshening up. Dad saw his rebellious boy sitting on the table

Daughter: Papa, have you ever met any dinosaurs when they were ruling this world? Papa: No, beta! They existed when even I was not born.