Q – Quiet Time Logic

Q – Quiet Time Logic

Mom: Let’s have some quiet time.

Babai: (whispers) Okay… but when does the quiet time end?

Mom: When the clock says so.

Babai: (squints at the wall clock) But it’s not talking Mumma.

Mom: (sighs) It means when the big hand reaches the 12 and the little hand reaches the 3.

Babai: That sounds suspiciously like forever.

Mom: It’s just 15 minutes.

Babai: In dog years?

Mom: ( firm look ) Years? That’s even longer if you keep asking.

Babai: Okay… lies down dramatically on the couch

But if I turn into a fossil before it ends, tell my dinosaur friends I tried.

Mom: Noted. Now hush.

Babai: (whispers again) What if I quietly tap dance?

Mom: If I can hear it, it’s not quiet.

Babai: What if you can’t hear it, but the dog files a noise complaint?

Mom: The dog’s deaf.

Babai: Then how come he hears me opening a chips packet from three rooms away?

Mom: That’s different. That’s a survival instinct.

Babai: (conspiratorially) So technically, if I eat chips… that’s quiet?

Mom: (gets up slowly) If you crinkle chips, quiet time becomes nap time.

Babai: (gasps) That’s illegal in kid law.

Mom: Well, I’m the Supreme Court.

Mom: Overruled. Silence or snooze.

Babai: (flops back with dramatic flair) This is injustice.

Also, I think my tummy just growled. Should I apologize on its behalf?

Mom: Apologize… silently.

Babai: So basically, quiet time is just… me lying here pretending to be a ninja?

Mom: That’s the spirit.

Babai: (muttering) A very hungry, possibly extinct ninja…

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