P – Pizza Love

P – Pizza Love

Madhav: Mommy, I love you more than pizza!

Mom: Aww, that’s so sweet!

Madhav: …But only by a tiny little bit.

Mom: [pretending to be hurt] Only a tiny bit? I carried you for nine months!

Madhav: [shrugs] I’ve waited longer for pizza deliveries than this.

Madhav: [laughs] You little monster! What if I say I love you more than coffee?

Madhav: [gasps] Nooo! That’s impossible! You always say “I can’t survive without coffee” every morning!

Mom: Exactly! And yet, I’d trade a hot cappuccino and that just to cuddle you.

Madhav: Hmm… Okay, I’ll upgrade you.

Mom: Upgrade me?

Madhav: Yeah. I love you as much as a cheesy pepperoni pizza with extra olives and stuffed crust.

Mom: Wow, now that’s a serious love.

Madhav: Yup! But if you ever forget my bedtime story…

Mom: What?

Madhav: You go back to plain cheese.

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